Category: Comedy

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One of the First Pioneering White MCs – Bart Simpson

bart simpson rappingA lot of people forget that The Simpsons had an album out called The Simpsons Sing the Blues, and Bart Simpson had a hit called Deep, Deep, Trouble – which was written by Matt Groening and DJ Jazzy Jeff in the 90’s. The song, along with an animated music video, was released as a single from the album in 1991. Bart Simpsons made it to the charts in several countries around the world, including the top ten in Ireland, New Zealand, and the United Kingdom.

Bart Simpson opened a lot of doors for White Rappers.

Enjoy…

 

Animated Racism – Double Standards in Television Networks

cleveland showWho’s allowed to make fun of you? That’s what it comes down to in television political correctness. This post isn’t to debate the rights and wrongs of racism, but instead I’d like to point out the double-standards of the acceptability of racism in television. I personally think that the right amount of racism at the right time could be quite funny. Sometimes we need to laugh at ourselves in order to realize that maybe we could improve our behavior.

But who’s allowed to make fun of an individual or group of people? Could a White person make fun of a Black or Latino person – without repercussions?  Well, it already happens all the time in Family Guy and South Park. On the other side of the coin, could a Latino or Black person make fun of Asians? or Middle Easterners? or White People? Yes, of course, but you only see that in comedy clubs and random clips online. Which brings me to my point… Everyone makes fun of everyone, BUT, Whites have a bigger stage to poke fun at other races, while in contrast, the rest of us have a limited reach.

The most popular animated shows on FOX are all predominantly written by Whites. Once in a while (if not more often) you’ll see a racist joke here and there, and I don’t see a problem with that. I actually find some of it funny; BUT, my issue is that other races lack the opportunity to have that huge FOX stage to do the same thing in return.

For example, Seth MacFarlane is given the opportunity to have Family Guy on the air – and I loved what that show has done for adult comedy animation. It basically took the Simpsons and made it seem like a Nickelodeon kid’s show. Yet, when it’s time to replicate the success of Family Guy, one of the other shows that Seth MacFarlane develops is The Cleveland Show. Why!?

Out of so many great characters ready for a spin-off from Family Guy, they choose the Black caricature?  Were they trying to attract a Black audience? If so, it didn’t work. I don’t know many of my Black friends that watch The Cleveland Show. Still, the show is so similar to Family Guy that I have never even found my own interest or taken the time to actually watch it.

richardappel_mikehenry_sethmacfarlaneYet… what I’m getting at is that they have the White showrunners – Seth MacFarlane, Mike Henry and Richard Appel – developing a Black caricature. To me this is the equivalent of Blackface in cartoon form. They make a Black character for White people to laugh at. Is this okay? Nobody seems to care, mainly because “it’s only a cartoon”.

What if the same thing happened in real life, and there were White guys with their faces painted Black on prime-time TV? Would it be okay then? What’s the difference right now? Cleveland’s face is painted black, isn’t it? He’s created and portrayed by White guys, isn’t he?cleveland black stereotype

Well, I’m not one for censorship. If people want to be racist, I rather they’d be racist to my face than behind my back. What I don’t stand for is the inequality of opportunity to have “all-inclusive” racism in television. Is it possible for a Black or Latino have the same stage and do the same thing? FOX doesn’t seem to think so. If there’s going to be a Latino animated show, they will probably have Seth MacFarlane be the showrunner, and they’ll just tell him “You do it, Seth. You’ve met Latinos before. Do a show about them, too.”

The other half of the problem is that the smaller Black and Latino TV networks are so busy trying to mimic the larger White networks that they would never create something as original as Family Guy.  A lot of these smaller TV networks that supposedly target Blacks or Latinos operate out of pure pandering, and are usually ran by White executives that don’t understand the culture they’re targeting. Overall, there’s a lack of real vision and risk-taking in the part of these outlets, which in turn affects all of us minorities, since our voices are hampered and smothered by gutless, bland, and unoriginal programming. It saddens me to see great potential distribution become a waste of broadcast time.

Back to my initial question, who’s allowed to make fun of you? The answer: It’s up to you. We all have our own tolerance gage. Yet, I believe in fighting fire with fire. I don’t want to shut down The Cleveland Show for being racist. I rather create something that will equally compete and let the viewers decide how much of it they want. That’s how my new animated show “Counterfit” came to be. Counterfit is a show about a guy with nothing to lose, and fixing injustices his way. 

new_counter_aloneMost people that have been discriminated in their lives find Counterfit hilarious. Why? Because they understand why he acts the way he acts. On the other hand, there are some people who find Counterfit uncomfortable to watch – and this is something I like. When Alfonso Amey and I were throwing this idea around, we knew that it would have an impact – not necessarily all positive – but an impact, nonetheless.

Because the reality is, why is it okay for Family Guy and other White animations to portray Latinos and Blacks in a stereotypical fashion, but when it’s time to reverse the roles and portray Whites in a weaker position, it immediately becomes “uncomfortable”?

If we can watch a Black man get relentlessly beaten by cops for 5 minutes on the six o’clock news in real life, then we should be able to watch the same thing reversed in a fictional cartoon.

Check out  Counterfit “The Neighborhood Dude” and you be the judge… I just hope he gets the same fair judgement The Cleveland Show gets.

NUVO TV’s Stand Up and Deliver – Great Show

stand up and deliver comedyLooks like Nuvo TV’s new show “Stand Up and Deliver” is going to be a great show. (…and I’m not saying that just ’cause I’m in it). Check out a great promo for the show (where I’m in as well)… Also shout out to Lilman who rolled me with on stage.

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Why do women think gay men are harmless?

Women think that gay men are harmless. NEWSFLASH LADIES: Gay men are still MEN – and some of them have a working penis – and under the right circumstances, they will insert it inside of you.

I have no problem with gay men, and I have plenty of friends that are gay. BUT, I think they run the biggest scam in the world. Women get undressed right in front of them, they get to call women bitches and get away with it. But, if I call a woman a bitch, she’ll get offended.

Obviously I’m just jealous of gay men that get to go into a woman’s dressing room and help them tryout bras. Lucky gays – I mean guys – or gay guys. Whatever.

Sex Sells – Univision’s Secret Weapon: The Male-Cameltoe

Univision is the top-rated Spanish-speaking network in the United States and here’s the reason why: Sexual exhibitionism. Exploiting male talent, such as Raul De Molina, and making him show his cameltoe in front of an audience of millions of TV viewers. I like El Gordo but I just wish he would say NO to the CAMELTOE. Enjoy: